How To Get Kicked Off A Cruise Ship
9. Playing Pranks On Crew

Think it would be funny to shout “man overboard!” or joke about putting a virus into the pool water? It is not amusing to the other passengers or the crew. They are trained to take all threats too seriously; after all, a cruise ship is a closed environment, and danger or sickness can spread quickly. Just like you cannot shout “fire!” in a crowded theater, do not pretend that someone is in trouble when they are not.